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Showing posts with label Humour. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humour. Show all posts
Smart Kid/ လိမၼာေသာ ကေလး
Saturday, 25 April 2009In a village, there were a grandpa and a grandson. During the day time when all the villagers out for works, the two killed a neighbour's goat and ate. Of course, grandpa warned his grandson not to tell anyone about their feast.
When their neighbour returned, they found one of their goats was missing. So, they went to inform village-head. Since the grandpa and child were in village for whole day, the village-head went to see them (without any sort of suspicion) but merely with a hope of getting some clues about the goat.
As the village-head arrived their home, the grandpa gave a blink of eyes to his grandson in order to remind him not tell about the event. When the child saw his grandpa's blinking eyes, he suddenly said, "Hey look! grandpa's eyes really look alike the goat's dying eyes which we ate today."
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When their neighbour returned, they found one of their goats was missing. So, they went to inform village-head. Since the grandpa and child were in village for whole day, the village-head went to see them (without any sort of suspicion) but merely with a hope of getting some clues about the goat.
As the village-head arrived their home, the grandpa gave a blink of eyes to his grandson in order to remind him not tell about the event. When the child saw his grandpa's blinking eyes, he suddenly said, "Hey look! grandpa's eyes really look alike the goat's dying eyes which we ate today."
မူႀကိဳေက်ာင္းတစ္ေက်ာင္းမွ ပုံျပင္တစ္ပုိဒ္
ေက်ာင္းမွာ၀န္း ကေလးတေတြ သူ႕အဖြဲ႕နဲ႕သူ ကစားေန ၾကတယ္။ ရုတ္တရက္ ကေလးတစ္ေယာက္က သူ႕ကစားေဖာ္ သူငယ္ခ်င္း ကုို ေျပာလုိက္ပုံက - လြန္ခဲ့တ့ဲအပတ္က နင့္အဖြားဆုံးၿပီး မုန္႕ဟင္းခါး စားတာ ငါ့ကိုေတာင္ မေခၚဘူး၊ အခုငါ့အဖုိးလည္း အသည္းအသန္ ျဖစ္ေနၿပီ။
A story of two kids
In a kindergarden, children are playing. Among them, two children were playing together. One of them suddenly told his friend - "last week, you didn't invite me for noodle on your grandma's funeral. Guess what! My grandpa is now also seriously ill."
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A story of two kids
In a kindergarden, children are playing. Among them, two children were playing together. One of them suddenly told his friend - "last week, you didn't invite me for noodle on your grandma's funeral. Guess what! My grandpa is now also seriously ill."
Eulogy Speeches of Three People
Friday, 17 April 2009
Once three people namely a politician, businessman and academic have a conversation in a tea shop. They ask each other about what they would want visitors to say about them on their funeral.
Firstly, the Politician wants visitors to say, "This man was honest and loyal to his people".
Next, the businessman also states his preference. He wants people to say that he was very generous in donations for community and kind.
Lastly, the academic puts forward his preference rather strange but interesting. He would want people to say, "Look! this person is moving again."
So, reader, what would you want people to say about you? Please leave your comment.
Firstly, the Politician wants visitors to say, "This man was honest and loyal to his people".
Next, the businessman also states his preference. He wants people to say that he was very generous in donations for community and kind.
Lastly, the academic puts forward his preference rather strange but interesting. He would want people to say, "Look! this person is moving again."
So, reader, what would you want people to say about you? Please leave your comment.
လူသုံးေယာက္ရဲ့အသုဘတရား
တခါက, (politician) နုိင္ငံေရးသမား, (Businessman) စီးပြားေရးသမား, (academic) ပညာရွင္ တို ့လူသုံးေယာက္ လက္ဖက္ရည္ဆိုင္ မွာ စကား၀ုိင္းဖြဲ ့ၾကသတ့ဲ။ တဦးနဲ့တဦးအျပန္အလန္ေမးၾကတာေပါ့။ "ခမ်ားရဲ့အသုဘပြဲမွာ အမွတ္တရအတြက္ လာေရာက္တဲ့လူေတြကိုဘာေျပာခုိင္းေစခ်င္သလဲ" လုိ ့ နုိင္ငံေရးသမားက စၿပီး ပထမဦးဆုံးအေမးခံပါသတဲ့။
နို္င္ငံေရးသမားက- ဒီပုဂိၢဳလ္က ရုိးသားေျဖာင့္မတ္တဲ့အေၾကာင္း၊ သိစၥာရွိတဲ့အေၾကာင္း ေတြကိုေျပာခိုင္းေစခ်င္ ေၾကာင္း ေျပာပါသတဲ့။
ထိုနည္းလည္းေကာင္းဘဲ စီးပြားေရးသမားကလည္း အလွဴဒါနႁပုတဲ့အရာမွာ အလြန္မွရက္ေရာတဲ့ အေၾကာင္း၊ ရုိးသားတဲ့အေၾကာင္း ေတြကိုေျပာခုိင္းေစေၾကာင္း ေျပာပါသတဲ့။
ပညာရွင္ရဲ့အလဲ့မွာေတာ့တမူထူးျခားစြာနဲဲ ့ေျပာတာေပါ့။ "ၾကည့္ၾကပါအုံးဒီလူအသက္ျပန္ရွင္လာၿပီ" လုိ ့ေျပာေစခ်င္တဲ့အေၾကာင္းကိုေျပာပါသတဲ့။
စာဖတ္အေနနဲဲ ့ဆိုရင္ဘာေျပာခိုင္းေစခ်င္သလဲ။
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